Archive presence
- Peak archive rank
- #43
- Weeks charted
- 5
- First charted
- Dec 4, 2004
- Last charted
- Jan 1, 2005
Album mood
Energy
26%
Valence
51%
Danceability
53%
Acousticness
82%
Instrumentalness
1%
Speechiness
56%
Liveness
34%
Avg track length
1:17
Tempo map
86 BPM
Signal density
-13 DB
Tracks
| # | Title | Dur | BPM | Key | Nrg | Val | Dnc | Ac | Ins | Liv | Sp | dB | RV | Brainz |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Letter to Santy Claus | 1:42 | 69 | G# major | 23% | 67% | 73% | 73% | 0% | 32% | 92% | -11 DB | — | — |
| 2 | A Letter to Shania Twain | 2:21 | 65 | D major | 37% | 55% | 57% | 90% | 0% | 17% | 94% | -15 DB | — | — |
| 3 | Call a Doctor | 0:16 | 114 | G minor | 6% | 0% | 88% | 94% | 0% | 15% | 10% | -12 DB | — | — |
| 4 | Christmas Commentary | 2:23 | 68 | C# major | 36% | 65% | 70% | 93% | 0% | 51% | 92% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 5 | Christmas Weight Gain | 1:33 | 132 | A major | 16% | 58% | 71% | 62% | 0% | 25% | 93% | -15 DB | — | — |
| 6 | Donny the Retard | 0:07 | 0 | D# major | 13% | 0% | 0% | 96% | 0% | 0% | 0% | -9 DB | — | — |
| 7 | Easy-To-Assemble | 1:50 | 76 | B major | 11% | 67% | 76% | 67% | 0% | 47% | 86% | -15 DB | — | — |
| 8 | Fat Holiday Relatives | 1:28 | 126 | C major | 14% | 73% | 72% | 59% | 0% | 39% | 91% | -15 DB | — | — |
| 9 | Fruitcake Commentary | 2:06 | 70 | D# major | 48% | 57% | 66% | 86% | 0% | 27% | 95% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 10 | Gift-Giving | 2:10 | 120 | A# minor | 44% | 55% | 72% | 89% | 0% | 64% | 95% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 11 | Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story | 2:06 | 75 | F# major | 44% | 66% | 66% | 87% | 0% | 67% | 92% | -15 DB | — | — |
| 12 | Hark, the Hairlip Angel | 0:08 | 0 | G# major | 1% | 0% | 0% | 98% | 0% | 15% | 0% | -9 DB | — | — |
| 13 | I Pissed My Pants | 0:23 | 167 | G major | 5% | 87% | 63% | 93% | 0% | 20% | 5% | -10 DB | — | — |
| 14 | I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car | 0:28 | 74 | E major | 28% | 50% | 79% | 77% | 0% | 23% | 78% | -10 DB | — | — |
| 15 | Oh Holy Crap | 0:13 | 0 | G# major | 2% | 0% | 0% | 95% | 0% | 16% | 0% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 16 | Oh Little Girl from Birmingham | 0:19 | 117 | G major | 4% | 27% | 66% | 86% | 0% | 26% | 12% | -14 DB | — | — |
| 17 | On the First Day of Christmas | 0:06 | 0 | E major | 6% | 0% | 0% | 71% | 0% | 0% | 0% | -11 DB | — | — |
| 18 | Pissed-Off Christmas Poem | 1:38 | 82 | A major | 17% | 63% | 70% | 75% | 0% | 22% | 92% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 19 | Redneck Santa Claus | 1:08 | 50 | A# major | 57% | 83% | 53% | 92% | 32% | 53% | 33% | -12 DB | — | — |
| 20 | Santy Claus, Santy Claus | 2:23 | 95 | B minor | 52% | 57% | 39% | 78% | 0% | 45% | 14% | -12 DB | — | — |
| 21 | Santy for a Day | 1:36 | 93 | G major | 66% | 74% | 39% | 87% | 0% | 60% | 24% | -12 DB | — | — |
| 22 | Singing Christmas Tree | 1:34 | 148 | D# major | 17% | 77% | 67% | 72% | 0% | 26% | 90% | -14 DB | — | — |
| 23 | Sticks and Horse Turds | 1:21 | 170 | F minor | 18% | 59% | 63% | 54% | 0% | 27% | 93% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 24 | The Christmas Story | 2:14 | 77 | C# major | 46% | 69% | 65% | 89% | 0% | 49% | 95% | -14 DB | — | — |
| 25 | The First Queer Santy Claus | 0:15 | 0 | D major | 3% | 0% | 0% | 98% | 0% | 28% | 0% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 26 | The Most Wonderful Ass | 0:16 | 189 | C# major | 13% | 86% | 56% | 38% | 0% | 51% | 73% | -13 DB | — | — |
| 27 | Titty Bar Christmas | 2:07 | 59 | D major | 51% | 75% | 43% | 93% | 10% | 73% | 18% | -16 DB | — | — |
| 28 | Waiter Commentary | 1:32 | 165 | F# major | 41% | 69% | 60% | 96% | 0% | 30% | 92% | -13 DB | — | — |
